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NEW BITCH Of the day!

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Okay, Sam Lutfi was the original bitch of the day, but I came across someone who was such a sore ass crybaby loser that I have to name the new Bitch of the day!

Continue reading to find out who!

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Osama wanted moolah from Britney

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Sam Lutfi is the bitch of the day

 It has come to light, just recently, that Sam Lutfi was emailing Spears former business manager Howard Grossman (who knew she even had one?) and demanding money.  However, Grossman says he never gave into the demands, so Lutfi did not get the dough he wanted.  This portrayal of Lutfi is a far cry from the buddy buddy image he was projecting when he made the claim that he never received money from Spears, because, whats even worse than actually getting paid from a friend is trying to go behind their back and take their money, while making claims to the effect that you wouldn’t touch a dime of their money no matter what. Thus its only fitting that Lutfi is our “Bitch of the day”.

And the bitch of the day is….

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Linday Lohan is the bitch of the day

Lindsay Lohan!  Because really, how hard is it to replace your plastic bags with more environmentally friendly cloth bags?  I know its got to be easier than scoring blow.

Attention Zac Efron: Stop acting like a P*ssy!

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

Everyones favorite naked Disney Bitch Vanessa Hudgens is apparently getting peeved at dating a pansy, via MSNBC:

She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.” The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him - and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well - for Zac. “Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend,” the source said. “It makes her feel weird.

If he didn’t look like such a wussy, I would say its okay to use some concealer to hide a zit, but dude can’t be crying like a little bitch about it. Thats pathetic and unattractive, and this is why Zac Efron is the BITCH of the day!

And the BITCH of the day is…..

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Julia Roberts in a handicap parking spot

The unofficial official BITCH of the day is Julia Roberts! The papz caught her and her lame husband parked in a handicap spot over the weekend. Which brings me to a rant that kind of has something to do with this I guess…..

It really drives me effing crazy when people drive around in circles looking for a parking spot when they could just park in a spot further away and walk their (probably) fat ass in. I see this EVERY where I go and it really pisses me off. How hard is it to take a few extra steps???? It makes no sense at all to keep circling around when there are spots less than 30 yards away. Why waste the gas and time???





 






 
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