Okay, Sam Lutfi was the original bitch of the day, but I came across someone who was such a sore ass crybaby loser that I have to name the new Bitch of the day!
Shanna Moakler, like a lot of the sane world, has no love for Paris Hilton, and took to her myspace blog to “heir” out a little dirty laundry:
“A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is”
Current mood: betrayed
Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….
I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I’m from a small town in the smallest state, I’ve started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I’ve been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn’t have my daddy’s name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity’s that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…
I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.
with that said,
never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…
it makes me fucking sick and sad….. thatthe reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui’s , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn’t deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…
The blog keeps going, but you get the idea….blah, blah, blah, Paris Hilton is a dirty whore who slept with her husband, blah, blah, blah. But what she said about the image of young Hollywood as cock crazed bitches is pretty damn accurate, and I must say, if some skanky, parents-are-rich-but-im-useless bitch who thought she was actually famous for something was sleeping with my husband, I wouldn’t be nearly as nice as Shanna is being. I would claw her fucking eyes out and laugh, but thats why they call me THB.
But it is funny that she decides to blog when rumors are hitting the net that her and Travis Barker are done this time, FOR REAL. Guess sitting at home moping, turned into bitching and blogging. Girl needs to realize for real that Travis Barker isn’t looking for a wife, he is looking for groupie bitches to pass around, and I am sorry, once you pop out a few kids and get over thirty, you just don’t fall into the ideal range of what a groupie is. So she needs to just let him go gather all the STD’s he wants from the hollywood hookers, while she sits back and stacks those alimony checks.
The rest of her blog is after the jump if you wish to read it, its not very long, but she does take the time to dis Perez, which is always awesome.
Everyones favorite naked Disney Bitch Vanessa Hudgens is apparently getting peeved at dating a pansy, via MSNBC:
She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.” The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him - and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well - for Zac. “Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend,” the source said. “It makes her feel weird.“
If he didn’t look like such a wussy, I would say its okay to use some concealer to hide a zit, but dude can’t be crying like a little bitch about it. Thats pathetic and unattractive, and this is why Zac Efron is the BITCH of the day!
So let me catch yall up on the Ellen drama, because I didn’t post it at first because I didn’t think it was really going to be anything interesting, but apparently the shit has hit the fan, people are crying and dogs are getting repossessed.
But anyways, Ellen adopted this dog named “Iggy” from the Mutts and Moms adoption agency, unfortunately, it could not adjust to being around her cats, so she gave to dog to her hairdresser, who has two children, and Iggy was there for two weeks. When the Mutts and Moms agency found out about this, they were pissed, saying that she signed a contract saying she would return the dog to them if she ever decided to get rid of it. So what did the agency do??? Instead of just checking to make sure the home was a good, safe one for the puppy, the forcible removed the dog from the home with the little kids.
Then Ellen publicly pleaded with the group via her talkshow, crying and saying she would pay whatever it takes to make it right again.
The Insider reports:
The attorney for Mutts & Moms tells “The Insider” that ELLEN DeGENERES’ formerly adopted dog has been placed in a new home. Sources tell ET that while the agency claims Ellen broke her contract by giving him away to a trusted co-worker, the Mutts & Moms owners themselves have not followed all the rules set by their company. They allegedly did not require Ellen or her partner PORTIA DeROSSI to fill out an application, nor did they change the registered owner information as they said they would. Our sources also tell us the family Ellen gave the dog to did fill out an application online when the dog took up residence with them. It was at that time the agency said they would come out to inspect their property as part of the adoption process. Instead, they reclaimed the dog after calling the police.
Stuff like this drives me CRAZY! The answer to what should have been done is so simple and obvious, yet uppity bitches wanna make things difficult for everyone involved. Its just ridiculous. And I know Ellen didn’t follow the rules in the contract she signed, but why would you punish children for her mistake??? What a sad, pathetic group of old grumpy ass bitches with too much time on their hands must the Mutts and Moms agency be.
Break a shitload of records when her new album comes out on iTunes. And fans are going to be able to get the album earlier than the original November 12. Jive Records announced that they will be moving the release date up to October 30, siting internet leaks for the reason.
Whenever it does come out not only will her big ass fan base be buying one copy, most will buy two, and I predict MEGA numbers on iTunes. I will just download it.
And in other news, rumor is that BITCHney hit KFed several times during their marriage, and thats the reason he asked for the court to stipulate that no corporeal punishment can be given to the boys.
And in the best story of all, BITCHney loves her dog London more than her kids, Ok! Magazine says compares their relationship:
“It set her off into hysterics,†the source tells OK! about the scene at the Marina del Rey, Calif., eatery. And a friend of Brit adds, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London.”
The friend also reveals to OK! that, “If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.â€
Well the BITCHney-KFed custody battle began today, and as anyone could expect, shits already hitting the fan! Kevin Federline’s lawyer attempted to bring in a secret witness, who supposedly worked with her after she left rehab, but the judge said they could only consider the witness if he would reveal his identity and file a written declaration. Gloria Allred, who represents the secret witness, had this to say about BITCHney’s lawyers negative response to the yet identified man:
“It appears we hit a raw nerve with Miss Wasser, Britney Spears’ attorney. We think she would like to prevent our client from testifying. Perhaps she has a sense of what he might say.”
I wonder who this secret witness could be? One of her manny’s??? Or Larry Rudolph? And it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why BITCHney’s lawyer wouldn’t want any other witnesses to have to testify. BITCHney’s case is already looking bad enough, they don’t need anymore witnesses lining up to testify against her!
Usually I am the one BITCHing about the way young Hollywood conducts themselves, but Keira Knightley decided to give me a break today, and talked shit about them for me! She is quoted as saying:
“With acting the mystique is what’s amazing. I love that it’s magic, that’s the whole point. The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re shittier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers. I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that on my own in private, but I try not to.”
I must say, I likey what I heary. She just left out the part of them being shittier than everyone else because they hoard money while children die from poverty every single day.
And I would just also like to add that Keira Knightley look fan-freaking-tastic in this picture.
This BITCH needs to take some adoption tips from Angelina Jolie, because she is in a whole mess of trouble! The Daily Mail reports:
According to a newspaper report in Malawi, the Minister of Women and Child Development accused him of obtaining an air ticket to London and money from Madonna herself without his government’s approval. The minister refused to allow Mr Kilembe to travel to assess the case, accusing him of “personalizing” the matter.
The minister suggested that by accepting funding from Madonna he had compromised his neutrality.
Last night Mr Kilembe confirmed that he had been banned from making the trip, but denied that he personally asked the American star for a plane ticket.
He claimed that the decision to exclude him from the final decision on whether or not Madonna is allowed to keep David may result in the child being sent back to Malawi. “What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village,” he said.
Let’s hope they don’t traumatize this child by re-homing him yet again. She may not be the best parent on earth, but she sure as hell can hire the best nannies!
Amy Winehouse is my BITCH when it comes to her music, but this is just plain nasty. During a concert, which I am surprised she showed up for after canceling shows constantly because she is always drunk, took it upon herself to spit on her fans. I know fans at concerts can be assholes, but nothing warrants spitting because its just sooo nasty. What is the worse thing they could have done? Booed or threw something?? I woulda just went down there and slapped the BITCHes around if that was the case, because even thats more acceptable than spitting.
I guess Paris is short on friends these days, and told the London Sun, in reference to Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh:
“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.â€
But the wonderfully BITCHY Posh said:
“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.â€
What I think she meant by that was that you want catch her acting like a drunken slut flashing her crotch to the papz. Paris has been out of jail for a month-ish time, and already we have new nip slips and panty flashes, so you stupid people who believe its an accident need to wake up and realize she does it on PURPOSE because she is an attention whore!
And Posh was definitely right on one aspect of them being more different, Hilton’s show the Simply Life actually has rating and more than one episode. Not that I am hating on Posh’s show, I actually thought it was pretty funny and I LOVED her sense of humor!!! And with ratings or not, at least it didn’t come with a script, multiple takes and a fake romance like the Simple Life. Plus, who really cares about rating when its made up of 12-14 year old girl sluts in training and old pervs????
See who Posh is going to have to deal with now for saying that about Paris, and the unedited picture above after the jump!!!!!
Somewhat popular Lily Allen was arrested, and promptly bailed, out of jail yesterday when she turned herself in for an assault in March. Who, you ask, did this stumpy little girl assault??? A paparazzi, and from pics it looks like she took advice from a cheerleader, and proceeded with the kick in the face method. I use to think “kick to the face” was not a realistic method of random fights, but apparently it works so well that a 21 year old female can beat down a 40 year old man with a camera. Good to know, good to know…
We have heard complaints from Cameron Diaz about the paparazzi circling the Hilton home, but now more neighbors are joining in on the anti-Paris campaign and asking that the star leave their once quite neighborhood and give them some peace! This flyer has been passed around to the neighbors, and legal counsel is being sought:
The BITCH’s neighbors even hate her, but talk about kicking a dog(or BITCH) when they are down! I would feel bad for most people, but since Paris Hilton doesn’t have a soul it’s just plain funny! I wonder if moving houses is going to cause a delay in the post lockup bash thats being planned in Vegas? I hope not because I can’t wait to see this BITCH partying and up to her old tricks again!! And by tricks, I mean turning tricks….for free…on defenseless people.
And I 100% agree with him. All these other people are saying its another example of a celebrity that will get away with committing a crime, and even bring up the dancing issue. So lets clear the air a little bit. With the girl dancing they were in a bar where it was suppose to be 18 and up, and that is the clubs job to regulate that, not Akon’s. And with this incident, the kid got was he was asking for. I think Akon should countersue the little dipshit for attempted assault for throwing something at him. If I was this kids parents, I would beat his ass for thinking he could throw something at someone a hundred times more ripped than him and not get his ass kicked. Akon’s official statement:
“Given the information that we have reviewed to date, it does not appear to us that Akon was involved in any criminal conduct whatsoever,” said a statement released by Akon’s Manhattan-based attorney, Benjamin Brafman, through Dan Klores Communications in New York City, a public relations firm. “We are prepared to fully cooperate with any law enforcement agency that may be investigating this incident. We are confident that after a thorough investigation it will be apparent that no criminal prosecution of Akon is warranted.”
I am not quite sure why this is surprising, but a humorless Paris Hilton was heard back stage talking about award show host Sarah Silverman, and didn’t have anything too nice to say:
“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”
This is what I am talking about, Paris Hilton is not a funny BITCH at all. If this was Nicole Richie she would be laughing, but not uppity rich BITCH Paris. She is only pissed because the entire theater laughed for ten minutes at her expense, while she tried to hold back tears. If I was Paris, I would be so embarrassed that I would just check into jail early…….oh wait, thats what the crybaby BITCH did!!! hahahaha
In a new video, Mya accuses 50 cent of lying about the relationship they had together in a mixtape song 50 released called “Not Rich and Still Lyin’”, in which he takes stabs at rapper The Game. In the song, 50 says:
“I get bad bitches now I even fucked Mya,
I fucked her first Game,
50 you a liar”
Interestingly enough, though she denies having any type of relationship with 50, she never takes the time to deny any of the rumors about her and The Game, which can only lead one to think that the BITCH was getting down and dirty with him!
And can you blame him??? That little shit tried to throw something at him, and basically Akon showed everyone what a BITCH the kid really was by hurling him through the air into the crowd. I absolutely love it, and just wish I was strong enough to do that to people. It’s so awesome to actually see someone be thrown, flail around in the air and land on the hard ground, especially when they are a deserving douchebag.
But apparently she cant see around her giant fake titties to see she looks like a broke down version of Rick James. So just for fun, here is a picture of New York as Rick James, and I must say, I do think its an improved look for her!
I don’t know you, I have never met you and I don’t know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let’s say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.
I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it’s sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.
Candy, you don’t know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.
Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys….) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.
I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.
Sincerely,
Joe Francis
I didn’t know jailhouse BITCH Joe Francis would have the balls to call Candy out on this! Maybe jail is toughening this little rich boy up.
Seems like all rehab did for Britney Spears is make her one bitter BITCH! MSNBC reports:
“The singer, who once was so close to Lynne Spears that she co-wrote a book with her and gushed that her mom was her best friend, is so furious with the woman that she refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother’s Day, according to several reports.
“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,†a “friend†of the 25-year-old singer told the National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.—
Poor little BITCHney, lets hope she can get her shit together and find some type of balance in her life, because calling your mom ten times a day isnt healthy but neither is ignoring her altogether, especially when she is sick!
Bobby Brown is not a switch hitter and he is so sensitive about it he cant even take a joke! Guess he probably has had some bad experiences in jail that he would rather forget about! I bet his favorite prison move is the reach a round!
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