Kim K turned 27, and as you could probably have guessed, she had a party at a bar where she shook her ass! Yay for birthdays!

And I had a shocking realization today of what she is going to look like in 30 years, and if you don’t see the resemblance, you are one blind bitch!

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Lindsay was spotted celebrating her 21st at a beach house with her mom Dina, and friends DJ AM, Samantha Ronson and boy toy Callum Best. Supposedly there was no alcohol or drugs served up for the newly legal BITCH, and she did leave at 2:15 AM to go back to Promises rehab center. Speaking of Promises, I have some serious doubts about how legit that place can be… what place releases a patient to go have a beach party with friends who have been video’d snorting coke off of prostitutes??? Because we all know how helpful it is to a rehab program to return to the same friends and same lifestyle BEFORE you even complete your rehab stint.

But we will cut the BITCH some slack, she has been in rehab ever since she committed her felonies, and is moving out of her party apartment, which is definitely steps in the right way. And besides her weirdly shaped hips, she is looking fantastic, and I love the BITCH’s hair!!!!

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Let me be the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH! Lindsay is finally legal, but I don’t think it matters what age you are, cocaine still aint legal! Hopefully for her, that lifestyle really is behind her, but only time will tell. She has reportedly moved out of the Sierra Towers in LA because the wild lifestyle associated with living there, which is definitely a step in the right direction and she stayed in rehab longer than any recent celebrity, so she seems pretty committed. And since its her birthday, I’ll be nice…unless she does something BITCHtastic!

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Especially with that fug monster right beside her! Anyone would look hot with him in the background, yeesh! But we cant hate on the BITCH, she seems super happy and looks super hot while they were celebrating hubby Jordan Bratman’s birthday.

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So on a bunch of other blogs people are posting this up and saying “OMG, like her feet, they are covered in blood, EWWW” when obviously it’s just wine or booze of some sorts. Any tard with good vision could tell that that is not blood. Yall should just leave this BITCH alone on her birthday!

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Kim Kardashian celebrated her 27th birthday at TAO in Las Vegas this weekend.

Even though it looks like she has no friends, the BITCH has a spectacular rack!

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