Gatecrasher has an AWESOME blind item today….see if you can figure it out….I don’t think it will be too hard:
Which celebrity sibling who can’t stay out of trouble has a girlfriend-of-record, but also a much-talked about romantic incident involving a same-sex pal in the Hamptons last summer?
Okay, Sam Lutfi was the original bitch of the day, but I came across someone who was such a sore ass crybaby loser that I have to name the new Bitch of the day!
Ohh lord, just a day after finding out about her kinky sex dungeon, rumors are surfacing that she is pregnant with child number 3, and that the baby daddy is none other than tool bag producer J.R Rotem. In Touch supposedly reached J.R. by text and photographed the conversation:
The thing is, how is this hardly proof? Because some anonymous source said this, and I am sorry, you can store any number with any name, so it just saying “Jr Rotem” really doesn’t mean a whole lot. Don’t get me wrong though, Bitchney is a crazy sex addicted ho bag, so I wouldn’t be shocked at all to find out she knocked up. This just isn’t conclusive proof for me.
And is it wrong to kind of hope this is true? I know it would be DISASTROUS, but how hilarious and amazingly awesome would it be to see her waddling around pregnant with two kids she has lost custody of already with a crappy weave in? I don’t even know if I am prepared to handle that.
(and if you are wondering why he has a tractor dick, just click here)
I have been told that people lie about being pregnant and having miscarriages, but honestly, I haven’t ever met anyone that low. But Kid Rock is saying that exact thing about Pam Anderson and in an interview, detailed the situation:
“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,†the 36-year-old rapper says.
“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’†Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.â€
Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’â€
So either she is a low life bitch for making something like this up, or he is an even lower bitch for making up a lie that she is lying.
Or at least that is what Paris Hilton is claiming. She announced plans to go to Rwanda to on a humanitarian effort, but only after she finishes filming her new movie “Repo!”. E! Online reports:
“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said of the region.
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.â€
I honestly can’t even believe this, and I guess I really won’t until I see pictures of her there. But at least its a start, and lets all hope she does more than give them her giant used shoes. And she only wants to bring attention??? BITCH please! We all know she has got bundles of cash in her push up bra, so she needs to pledge some of her money made from whoring her va-jay-jay out, along with her effort to bring attention.
Maybe she is starting to see the benefit in donating your time to good causes….but only time will tell. And, even if she isn’t serious yet, maybe going to these places will really smarten her up about how the real world is…..and if not, I guess we will continue seeing her flash her crotch every two seconds until she is too old to leave the house without a diaper.
And just for fun here is a picture of Paris doing some “charity” work in 50 cent’s lap.
We have been SOOO wrong about Paris Hilton,she isn’t a selfish, rich BITCH who only thinks about herself. She might just be the most generous person, EVER! Like, I can’t even believe what she is going to do, its going to help soooo many people! Human right’s advocate Paris said this about her planned donations that are going to save the world:
“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”
Wow. It’s just so deep and heart warming that a BITCH with millions and millions of dollars can donate her clothes and shoes to children. I just wanna know where she found kids that can actually fit into her size 11 shoes, because, I ain’t ever seen a kid with feet as long as smart cars.
Us magazine is reporting that BITCHney, after her performance, had a meltdown backstage. Why you ask? Because she could see herself on different monitors during her performance and supposedly it caused her to flip out, Us magazine says:
No one was more shocked watching Britney Spears’ performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night than the 25-year-old popstar herself.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,†a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.â€
Yeah, I would feel bad for her, but after this embarrassing thing happened, she just went out and embarrassed herself even more. She needs to just hire me to be her leash handler, because lord knows this BITCH needs to be on short ass leash. And did she really need to say “fat pig” because pigs are already fat, so its kind of redundant.
Paris Hilton might be the best friend ever, if you like friends who will publicly announce that you’re pregnant to a club full of people when you haven’t confirmed it yet. And thats exactly what the BITCH did to Xtina Aguilera, according to Us Magazine:
“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,†Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video ‘Candy Man’ is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.
All I can say is smooooth, or should I say, unsmooth-like-your-skanky-vay-jay-jay???
And lets all take a moment to LOL at Paris trying to look coy.
Not really, but this BITCH does look like a duck here! My guess is that she just had her lips injected again!! Its a pity that this BITCH went and got all Hollywood on us and started shooting her face up with collagen, because you know, we have NEVER seen people do that before.
Not that it is some little known fact, but its true. The porno-mustached perv himself was on Celebrity Rap Superstar and did fairly well, I will give that to the disgusting blob. But with the idiot getting all caught up in the idea he might be a celebrity, I guess he didn’t take time to learn who his judges were, because on his blog he publicly thanked the wrong person! The judges included Da Brat, DMC, and radio host Big Boy, not Outkast member Big Boi, which must have been confusing to the idiot blogger. And it’s not even like they look similar, they are clearly different people, unless you are Perez, who must believe all black people look alike to be able to get those two confused.
In the most boring, and dumb story of the day, People.com talked to Kathy Hilton about her daughters imprisonment:
For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton’s being in jail – and on the other side of the glass partition that separated them during visits – was “seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets.”
For Paris’s homecoming, her mother wished to comfort the Simple Life star, so she set up a room in what, she said, “used to be the baby nursery for the grandchildren at [Paris's grandfather's] house. I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called ‘my blankey,’ and nice soft pillow cases.”
Kathy Hilton’s rationale, she said, was that Paris – who currently is “spending time with her cousins in Malibu getting ready to go back to work” – had “been in jail, obviously with the very thin sheets and one pillow and one little thin blanket. That’s how [inmates] get rashes. It feels like sandpaper.”
Paris’s reaction to all this softness, says her mother, was that “she went in, and she looked at the Fresh Farms soap, and she looked at the towels and the Evian water by her bedside. I wanted to make her feel really welcome. And we went downstairs and made a sandwich. And she ran outside with her doggie. And she ran, and she was screaming, ‘Oh, this feels so good. I feel so lucky.’ ”
All I can say about this is, I have known lots of people that have been to jail, and not a SINGLE one has ever came out with rashes over their body.
And if I ever looked in my backyard and saw a blonde BITCH the size of Saskwatch running around with a dog and screaming I would shoot first, ask questions later, and I don’t even support gun use!
In a new, and unauthorized biography “Five Easy Decades” Jack Nicholson gets accused of having an illegitimate child, who just so happens to be handicapped. Having an illegitimate child is no big deal in Hollywood these days, but having a son who is illegitimate because he has handicaps is a whole new issue. Plenty of people in Hollywood have kids with special needs, Jenny McCarthy, Sylvester Stallon, Doug Flutie and Tonie Braxton, just to name a few. Page Six reports:
“There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”
It’s too bad that he would choose to do a John Travolta in this situation.
And just for fun, I used a picture of Jack doing what Jack does best, and thats conceiving illegitimates!
Kanye, who I generally support because he is a fellow George Bush hater, is an asshole. Thats the only way to explain this comment he made to Complex magazine:
“Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.”
First, “bling” has been a played out word for a LONG ass time. Everyone knows that. But what is just foul about these statements is the fact the fact he makes it a racial issue. Why do people try and keep track of “white words” and “black words”??? Who has time to care? If I hear a word and I want to say it, it doesn’t matter what race the person saying it was, I am going to use it. And if we are speaking about played out words, “wigger” might just top the list. How about denouncing the word bling because it embodies so much of whats wrong with the world? Like mining the earth to shit to get these diamonds in the very places where help is needed the most. Music is suppose to be about a message, but unfortunately it is all about getting BLING. And sure, Kanye likes to make money off a song about blood diamonds, but what does he really do to help anybody? ??? So my advice to Kanye: step off your high horse BITCH, and use your position to break down racial stereotyping instead of helping build racial tension.
p.s. I bet he doesn’t mind all his WHITE fans using his lingo as long as they BUY his album!!!
Less than 36 hours before crashing her car while coked up and drunk as a skunk, Lindsay was telling Elle magazine (yes, the same interview where this happened) that she would NEVER get caught drinking behind the wheel of a car:
“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”
I think maybe she meant to say, “I would never drive ONLY drunk, I would be coked up too!”.
The always acting crazy Spears has gotten herself in trouble running that big pie hole of hers (it’s got to be big to fit in extra cheetos) to two Papz who were taking her picture as she exited a spa in Las Vegas. In an over the edge rant, BITCHney was caught screaming some not so nice things, and here is the official statement thats going around:
Spears yelled “I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!,” at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday
The men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m., accompanied by two bodyguards.
One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photopgrapher) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.
Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him.
Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.
Uhmm is this BITCH really that far gone that she doesn’t realize yelling about getting a hitman is a good idea, especially when you have enough money to make it happen?
And I have an even better idea than killing the papz, since the BITCH isn’t doing anything in LA but driving around and going to bars, why doesn’t she just move somewhere far, far away? Somewhere like North Dakota would be ideal, there are no papz there and the BITCH could just settle down, continue breeding like a rabbit and start her own paparazzi free city in just a few weeks! Just think how great it would be….no bad weave, no gross beef curtains, no cellulite ass being shown, no bad pole dancing, no more trashy outfits, no more ex husbands…the list could keep going for months!
We all knew this was coming, the rumors have been circulating FOREVER!! But finally Nicole and bf Joel sat down for an interview with Diane Sawyer herself to talk about being preggo and her DUI’s:
“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”
and
“I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would,….And unfortunately I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”
So what the hell does that mean???? We are not going to get to see her screaming and throwing a fit in the courtroom like Paris? No conniving the guards to set her free? She wants to pay her dues and not make a big deal out of it??? BOO YOU BITCH! Haven’t you learned from Paris you have got to act like a complete twat so every news station will talk about you instead of something important?
But really, how many of you vote for the judge to order Paris Hilton to serve Nicole’s time for her? THAT would be much more entertaining. Nicole is going to handle it fine, same with having a baby, because she is simply a thousand times smarter than that dumb BITCH Hilton. And just think, in five more months there is going to be a mini-BITCH in the mix, which is going to be awesomeness, I just know it. It will funny to see how things turn out. It’s also going to be really funny to see skinny BITCH Nicole walking around preggo!!!
The interview will air on Thursday and Friday, so watch it if you have nothing better to do BITCHES!
DAMN!!! Faith Hill is bout it bout it when it comes to her man! At a concert in Lafayette, LA an over zealous BITCH grabbed Tim’s crotch, spurring Faith to say:
“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s — somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”
How bad would you hate being the stupid BITCH that was just grabbing up on his nuts right in front of Faith? I bet she never thought she would be getting called out in front of everybody. But kudos to Faith for defending her mans balls, and putting silly BITCHES in their place.
p.s. I love this BITCH’S dress in this video, except when she squats down and looks like a human tent.
This week, OK! Magazine is going to be running a tell all interview with pictures from a photoshoot directed by BITCHney herself, so whats the problem you ask? BITCHney was acting like trash as usual!!!! The whole situation was such a disaster that OK! Magazine released this statement:
“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”
What the hell could the BITCH be saying, besides “I went crazy, and everyone who tried to help me I told to go f*ck themselves!”? Or, “I don’t know how to use birth control, and had two kids back to back, had postpartum depression, and even though I have all the money in the world I didn’t get help with anything.” There is a million and one things she could say about being crazy, but somehow I just know this BITCH is really going to go too far with this interview and say something certifiably insane. TMZ had an insider at the OK! magazine interview, and here is what they reported:
According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.
Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!
As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.
Hmmm…erratic, bizarre behavior coupled with weight loss and paranoia…I am going out on a limb her and saying this BITCH is abusing prescription drugs, booze and cocaine!!! Or maybe she just really has always been this TRASHY. What I am really wondering is what affect this will have on the children and her custody? If its too much of a disaster, I am sure Kfed, the good parent, will step in and get full custody.
Our always classy BITCHney was caught yelling some crude things at a fatty photographer over the weekend:
“Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.”
And better yet, she had both her children with her, so maybe they learned some new words from their mommy. Who am I kidding??? You know BITCH was their first word! I would also like to point out the irony of BITCHney making fun of anyone, because everyone knows how classy, sexy and naturally beautiful as she is on her own.
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