But, really, REALLY now, is this ass Reggie Bush worthy??? Because, if so, I guess he isn’t as far out of my league as I thought! But then again, what is, or rather who is, in his league? Non-famous star fuckers with cellulite?
Kim K was spotted with her massive donkey out shopping with her reality tv crew in tow. And while most of the pics are of her backside, there are a few she managed to sneak her face into, and in one of them, she is giving us a face that her boyfriend Reggie Bush, and ex Ray J, are probably all to familiar with, if ya get what I am saying.
Here is a SFW image of Kim Kardashian and her giant ass celebrating her December cover of the Playboy magazine, which she definitely gets naked in. You will have to buy the magazine for the NSFW images that show her naked because Playboys lawyers have already made other sites remove the images, but if you watch the show, definitely go and get the magazine so you can see what a big liar she is when you see her 100% naked in her spread, since they shot the entire episode like she wouldn’t be showing anything at all.
And to make things clear, I don’t have a problem with the bitch getting naked, I have a problem with the bitch lying about getting naked on her show to try and keep up an already non existent reputation.
Don’t wear bellyshirts when your tummy isn’t what you are famous for. And I am calling your bluff on wearing a shiny skirt to make your ass look bigger. Also, please get your baby bangs in check, they are running amuck on your forehead.
I love her “flaws” and we haven’t seen her recently, its Kim K and her giant donkey out and about. What really sucks about Kim K is that she likes to do things in reverse order, like first, she got famous for a sex tape. Then she decided to do Playboy, and she is only showing one boob and her butt, which leads me to believe this BITCH has a time machine, because if anything has taught me anything, its that by now, we should be getting x-rays of her uterus by now.
Oh and you have to wait till December to see the uniboob and butt.
The VMA’s were almost a week ago, and it just seems miss BITCHney (and her cousin) can’t get past it. Alli Simms, best known for being related to Spears, had this to say about Sarah:
“She’s mean…MEAN. She’ll have kids one day and she won’t appreciate that crap.â€
BOO-freaking-HOO!
I dont really know what the point she is trying to make is, unless having kids makes you instantly lose your sense of humor, and turn into a bitter old BITCH who can’t even laugh at their own life. Because, really, there is nothing funnier than making fun of kids, especially because a good percent of kids born were probably mistakes, or at least an accident! And just because they are born mistakes, doesn’t mean they will be a mistake forever, sometimes parents get lucky and their mistake goes on to make them lots and lots of money, a la Lynne and Jamie Spears, even if it is at the cost of their own sanity.
Everyone’s favorite big booty BITCH has a new magazine spread out, and I STILL can’t figure out if she has had butt implants or not. And I can’t figure out how she doesn’t have cellulite everywhere??? Even though these are airbrushed, with a donkey that big this BITCH should be more dimpled than a golf ball.
This picture is just pure awesomeness, because, well, big BITCHES need love too! And I am glad to see that Chris Brown is an equal opportunity stage humper. He just gave big women all around the world a reason to hope! But it might be a false hope, because I don’t know how many 18 year old males like to go around lifting people the size of Star Jones pre-gastric bypass.
And am I the only one that thinks it’s kind of disturbing that he is only 18??? I know it messes with my head on the regular.
I don’t know what in the hell this BITCH was thinking when she decided to wear this “dress” out in public. It doesn’t even begin to cover her ass, but it does appear cottage cheese covers pretty much the whole thing. And for a second I was starting to think maybe she was just doing this as a big joke, and she was going to laugh and be like “I fooled yah BITCHES” but then I remembered, this is BITCHney Spears we are talking about. A smart day for her consist of being able to find her cigs and kids after she came home drunk.
She also thought wearing one COLORED contact was a good idea:
Get ready people! Another non celebrity famous for nothing but her ass celebrity just might be landing a show on E!. The show would be a replacement to the recently canceled “Simple Life” series starring Nicole Hilton and Paris “Super Whore” Hilton. Gatecrasher reports:
E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the “Simple Life’s” Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show,” an insider tells In Touch.
New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.
I am quasi interested in seeing what that show would be like, mainly because I am a nosey BITCH and want to see what kind of ass exercises this BITCH does to maintain that donkey! And at least this show will probably not be scripted and re-shot over and over again like “Simple Life”, so thats definitely a bonus. Don’t get me wrong though, it definitely has the capacity to be an extremely shitty show, but I am not gonna knock it until I see it.
And really, this pic just makes me feel like “ehhh”. It’s not really sexy, but not gross either. So for me its just “ehhh”. I don’t really like the flowers over the butt, it kind of gross, like they are growing out of her booty or something. But props to the BITCH for keeping it classy. Its amazing how she can be more classy than BITCHney Spears even though she is naked and covering up with some flowers on a stick.
Well, thats the conclusion I came to after I saw these pics of her stripping down to her bra and panties then hoofing it to the ocean. Usually I would have a lot of harsh words for the hoochie mama of two, but I can respect the spontaneity of seeing a beach and running for a quick dip. What I cannot respect however, is a bushy box or poorly dyed weave. But, BITCHney does look better than usual, she must be on one hell of a work out program because her legs and stomach are looking LOTS better. I still don’t trust these pictures though because BITCHney is a chameleon, sometimes she is her old self, and at other times she is a trailer park-cheeto-eating-skanky-clothes-wearing mess. Today, she picked somewhere in between.
p.s. At first I thought her ass was looking fantastic, then I looked at the last thumbnail a little to closely and I take back the spontaneity thing too, because her friend came prepared with a bathing suit.
I am surprised that once she gets waist deep in the water that her ass doesn’t just start floating in the water like the worlds biggest life saving buoy or something. I do think something is up though, notice how we never get a full view of the donkey, and she hides it under a wrap until she is in the water….maybe she is trying to hide some butt implant scars!!
And this is random, but yesterday I saw a shitty video from Fall Out Boy and she was in it, and I never knew that. So I have to take all the mean things about her only being famous for being Paris Hilton’s best friend and having a sex tape back, because she is a video ho also! What makes it even worse is that she is the worse kind of video ho there is, she kept her clothes on the entire time, she didn’t do any booty pops and it was with that douche bag Pete Wentz band instead of a rap video. Which is all very confusing to me, because we know she likes to flaunt the ass and we know she loves black men, so it seems like rapper video ho would be the career choice for her.
I am trying really hard to like this BITCH but she is making it so damn hard. I just wish she would hurry up and do something besides pose with her ass and run through all the eligible black men in America. I mean, at least get a clothing line or make up line, just please do SOMETHING that indicates you are more than Paris Hilton’s old best friend. Really though, the BITCH just needs to do Playboy. And if you want a good laugh at Kim K and her lifes work, click here.
I am so sick of people dissing on this couple because they hate on a Ice T dating a white woman. Or rather, people like to hate on a white woman dating a black man who is/was successful in the industry. Because really, WHO GIVES A FUCK what color who is??? People should be giving props to CoCo because she has to sleep with this out of shape blob that is known as Ice T. I heard they were getting a reality show, but the only reality show Ice T needs to be doing is Celebrity FAT Club!
But don’t worry, I am not tripping, they are still my favorite hip hop couple by far!!! There is nothing more beautiful than the love between a rapper and his big booty BITCH! I give props to them for seeming really happy even though EVERYONE wants to hate on their relationship and the fact that CoCo is white.
p.s. Isn’t it funny to think that Paris Hilton has probably banged more people than CoCo??? And isn’t it funny that she would probably call Ice T racist names like the n word??? WAIT! That aint funny at all! But it’s true, we all know Paris is a bigot! Here is the proof!
And I don’t know about you, but that really freaks me out. I think its weird when a guy has a tattoo in a girlie place, even if he is David Beckham. Another thing to throw up over is the fact that he has a more shapely ass than Posh. Frankly, I am disgusted by these, but apparently everyone else in the world thinks these pics are hot. I mean, I guess I see the overall appeal of him, he is hot in the rich, more famous than Jesus in Europe, I got tattoos type of way, but seeing his manties does nothing for me!!!
Yeah, that pun I made was lame and overdone, but what can I say??? I am having a hard time ASScessing the situation.
What I really want to know is if she has store bought junk in the trunk, because she was pseudo famous before when she was friends with Paris and I didn’t hear anything about this fantastic ass of hers then, so how did it suddenly get so big and out there?
WHY BITCH, WHY???? I am pretty sure the reaction you received the first time you wore these pants should have been plenty enough reason to burn these fugly assless pants. I really am trying over here to keep liking you, you are just so adorable on that show, but these things keep making it harder and harder for me to defend liking you. I know you have a brain in there, and you know these pants are ugly and shouldn’t be worn. So do the right thing and NEVER, EVER wear these things again, okay BITCH???
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and I take back the spontaneity thing too, because her friend came prepared with a bathing suit.
