Besides the fact she doesn’t really have and booty or hips, this BITCH is damn near perfect. Aging will get her soon, and it looks like she had her eyes done already. But you can’t hate on a BITCH for doing what it takes to stay looking good, in fact, we should applaud her for making sure her shit is together and not letting it all slip away.
And its definitely not rehab!!! Lohan was spotted training for, believe it or not, another movie role. And while this BITCH might be a train wreck in action, she somehow manages to look stunning. But I guess when you are doing so much coke you don’t have to sleep you have some extra time to get ready.
BWHAHAHAHA I am going to be laughing about this for DAYS!!! This BITCH just doesn’t fall, she flys down the stairs on her face! My guess is when she was swinging all that weave it just got too heavy and she was pulled down by it! But thats what happens when you have more fake hair on your head than all the drag queens in America. I also would like to think of it as god’s punishment for buying a freaking $45,000 purse. Because, no matter how dumb she looks slip n sliding on her face, she looks even more dumb walking around with a purse that looks like it was sewn together by an eclectic crackhead and costs the price of a car.
But props to the BITCH for going on with the show, I would have pouted like a lil BITCH because falling is only funny when it happens to other people.
Lindsay Lohan was busy getting her tan on, and might I say that the BITCH is looking quite fantastic. I don’t know if it was the coke or the booze that was ruining her body, but thank god she is off of it.
Seriously, Kim K must be a moron to have thought working the red carpet at a benefit for Nicole Brown was a good idea. In case some of you are unsure as to why this is so blatantly rude, its because Kim K’s dad is none other than one of the lawyers who helped O.J. Simpson get off for murdering Nicole Brown. Really, this BITCH must have no shame to have shown her face at this benefit.
But, on the positive side of things, the BITCH’s tits looked fantastic! In some weird, superficial way that makes up for it a little, like “Oh, my dad helped her murderer go free, but here is my fantastic rack as a peace offering!”.
p.s. the BITCH’s fake eyelashes are out of control!! It looks like someone glued horse whiskers to her eyes!
Liv Tyler is ethereally beautiful BITCH ever! She is an example of a GOOD role model. She always manages to look classy and gorgeous at the same time, which is far better than most celebs who are look skanky and played out.
Right now, it would be hard to find someone who could take more beautiful pics! And I know I am being a cupcake, but she seems like such a nice, good person that I have nothing mean to say! Imagine that! And even though she is borderline famous, lets hope something launches her to the forefront on Hollywood and she can replace these skankbots that have taken over.
I am surprised that once she gets waist deep in the water that her ass doesn’t just start floating in the water like the worlds biggest life saving buoy or something. I do think something is up though, notice how we never get a full view of the donkey, and she hides it under a wrap until she is in the water….maybe she is trying to hide some butt implant scars!!
And this is random, but yesterday I saw a shitty video from Fall Out Boy and she was in it, and I never knew that. So I have to take all the mean things about her only being famous for being Paris Hilton’s best friend and having a sex tape back, because she is a video ho also! What makes it even worse is that she is the worse kind of video ho there is, she kept her clothes on the entire time, she didn’t do any booty pops and it was with that douche bag Pete Wentz band instead of a rap video. Which is all very confusing to me, because we know she likes to flaunt the ass and we know she loves black men, so it seems like rapper video ho would be the career choice for her.
Lohan is taking this sober thing very seriously!!! She was caught partying at Pure with a SCRAM on her ankle, to prove that she is staying sober as she returns to daily life outside of rehab. A SCRAM will detect anytime any alcohol is being consumed, even in the smallest amounts. To top things off, it was her CHOICE to wear ut1
I am going to go out on a limb here and risk looking like an asshole, but I really do think Lindsay Lohan is trying very hard to fix her ways and that is pretty admirable. I think she is going to stick with it, unlike most celeb rehabbers.
But really, BITCH nuggets, lets send her our best wishes! Even if its only because she looks much hotter when she is off the booze and coke.
I am trying really hard to like this BITCH but she is making it so damn hard. I just wish she would hurry up and do something besides pose with her ass and run through all the eligible black men in America. I mean, at least get a clothing line or make up line, just please do SOMETHING that indicates you are more than Paris Hilton’s old best friend. Really though, the BITCH just needs to do Playboy. And if you want a good laugh at Kim K and her lifes work, click here.
Unless somehow she grew some extra perky, hard boobs randomly out of nowhere, I think its safe to say she got some store bought fronts. But I think its a good move for her, they definitely look nice. An even better move for the BITCH though would be doing Playboy!!! But who really cares if her boobs are fake or not, just as long as she isn’t wearing those hideous pant chaps.
But really, I can’t say it enough, I really do love this BITCH and I hope she gets super famous so I don’t have to hide the fact that I love her!! She just seems too sweet!!!
And you wont here me complaining!!! I don’t know what it is, the low camera quality or the dim lights, but me thinks the BITCH looks better than she did on America’s Next Top Model. I am kind of shocked to actually see her doing anything, even if it is a strip tease, because I thought ANTM was considered a joke by pretty much everyone in the world. I guess that’s why it takes her stripping to make headlines, because basically if the BITCH ain’t getting naked, no one cares!!! Sad but oh-so-true!
I thought all this BITCH did was shake her hips and sing barely discernible songs, but apparently I was wrong….she shakes her hips, barely sings and now she head bangs, and that makes her hardcore. I wonder if anyone would care about her if she wasn’t so hot??? My guess is NOPE! But lets give credit where it is due, she was performing at Live Earth y’all. You know, the festival that is suppose to create green awareness when really tons of resources and electricity are used to run these shows. Plus there are thousands of fans littering and they spend tons of money trying to get big acts to convey the importance of a message that they have no idea about.
Since the stories today have pretty much been crappy and boring, I will post these pictures of Lindsay Lohan celebrating the fourth at a beach house. My guess is that she is confused and thinks all the sand is blow and probably believes she is throwing the best party ever. But really who cares what the BITCH thinks, she is standing around in a bikini and short shorts!!! She could be contemplating the atomic structure of a medicine that will cure cancer and no one would care because they would be staring at her jugs, which I still believe are real…real fake.
E! is confirming the pregnancy rumors that have been swirling around the singer for weeks now! No word on a due date, but if the rumors continue to be true Mrs. Aguilera is already a couple months into it, so maybe we can be expecting a mini Christina by the new year.
By wearing PRISON JUMPSUIT ORANGE!! While the color actually looks not too bad on her, its still a fug dress that is ill fitting. But Jess herself looks the best I have seen her in a while, all those gym visits are paying off! She always looks her best when she doesn’t overkill the makeup and looks more natural, because the makeup has a tendency to make her look tranny, especially when paired with the BITCH’s wide shoulders. Overall though, I will chalk this one up as a win for Jess.
Lindsay was spotted celebrating her 21st at a beach house with her mom Dina, and friends DJ AM, Samantha Ronson and boy toy Callum Best. Supposedly there was no alcohol or drugs served up for the newly legal BITCH, and she did leave at 2:15 AM to go back to Promises rehab center. Speaking of Promises, I have some serious doubts about how legit that place can be… what place releases a patient to go have a beach party with friends who have been video’d snorting coke off of prostitutes??? Because we all know how helpful it is to a rehab program to return to the same friends and same lifestyle BEFORE you even complete your rehab stint.
But we will cut the BITCH some slack, she has been in rehab ever since she committed her felonies, and is moving out of her party apartment, which is definitely steps in the right way. And besides her weirdly shaped hips, she is looking fantastic, and I love the BITCH’s hair!!!!
Not that this is surprising or anything, but reports are coming out about Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, Blonde Ambition, and none of them are good! It has already been pushed back once, but now it doesn’t even have a release date. Gatecrasher reports:
Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.
“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.”
Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”
The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.
Poor Jess, no man, no movie and no marriage….shit is looking bleak!
Let me be the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH! Lindsay is finally legal, but I don’t think it matters what age you are, cocaine still aint legal! Hopefully for her, that lifestyle really is behind her, but only time will tell. She has reportedly moved out of the Sierra Towers in LA because the wild lifestyle associated with living there, which is definitely a step in the right direction and she stayed in rehab longer than any recent celebrity, so she seems pretty committed. And since its her birthday, I’ll be nice…unless she does something BITCHtastic!
Yeah, that pun I made was lame and overdone, but what can I say??? I am having a hard time ASScessing the situation.
What I really want to know is if she has store bought junk in the trunk, because she was pseudo famous before when she was friends with Paris and I didn’t hear anything about this fantastic ass of hers then, so how did it suddenly get so big and out there?
Drunk and coked up! To be specific, she was almost double the legal limit and coke was in her system. But is anyone surprised, you don’t get the nickname Lindsay BLOWhan because you like blowing bubbles! I mean she ran a $180,000 car up on the curb and then ran from the scene, I didn’t need a toxicology report to tell me that the BITCH was on coke. What I do need is a lawyer to tell me how much trouble this BITCH is going to be in! Maybe the judge will give her time served for her rehab stay so far….I doubt it though!
And for the people who asked whats in her nose in this pic, its a rolled up dollar bill making due as a coke straw!
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