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I always have time to make fun of my favorite chicken faced bitch a.k.a. Paris Hilton!

Here are pictures of the heiress slut out showing off her new lips, and by lips I mean airbags. Do you think she requested them look like that? With all her dirty money you think she could buy the best lip fattener on the market. Mike Tyson can plumpin’ up lips better than the doctor she went to. But maybe when the swelling goes down and she doesn’t look like a thousand bees just stung her in the face she will have a nice pair of DSL’s, and really, what more could any hobag ask for for Christmas? (And she saw it got Bitchney Spears attention)

Oh, and you ask exactly whats going on in these pictures??? Why it’s Paris leaving a bar(shocker!), and getting into the wrong car! Either the bitch was really smashed or she is retarded? Which do you think it is???

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As BITCHney was leaving a Beverly Hills medical building complex yesterday, where TMZ reports that she got her lips “plumped” and was driving with only one hand while her other hand was hiding her new duck lips, she tried to make a left turn and drove over the foot of a TMZ photographer. Which is kind of hilarious because she JUST had settled her hit and run case that day. And how did BITCHney react?? Probably how I would have! TMZ reports:

Spears looked shocked once she realized what she’d done … but didn’t get out of the car to see if he was okay.

But I don’t feel bad for the photog at all. FFS, you learn when you are like 2 not to try and stand in front of a moving car. I mean, wtf is she suppose to do, just wait until she goes blind from their flashbulbs to continue to drive? Maybe I am just a road raging BITCH, but I would be slapping these people for even get that close to my car.

UPDATE: Apparently BITCHney has NOT settled her hit and run yet, but its 100% she has had her lips done!

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