Who even cares about Jennifer Lopez and her stupid kids?

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Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Jennifer Lopez people kids

Honestly, I am so effing sick of people having babies, and then touting them on the cover of magazines for gazillions of dollars when no one wants to see any stupid babies, or their ugly little raisin faces. I hate babies, and this has sparked by anger towards them, so if I see a baby today, I just might punt it across the room.

And can someone please explain to me why animal babies are so freaking cute, but baby humans just totally suck????

What two celebs became unpregnant?

Friday, January 18th, 2008 Clues: One is a used and abused playmate, the other has three nipples, one had an abortion, one had a miscarriage. Answers after the jump! (more…) Share This Posted in Babies BITCH, Guess the BITCH, Pregnant BITCH \| 2 Comments »

Its baby season bitches!!! Christina and Nicole both have babies!

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera as pregnant bitches

Okay, remember when I said everyone was pregnant?? Well know everyone is going to be going from being preggo, to having annoying infants! The first one to pop out her baby jr. was Nicole Richie, who had a little girl named Harlow. Yes, its name is really Harlow. People Magazine reports:

Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz.
“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.

And the baby news isn’t over yet, because on Saturday, Christina Aguilera and her hubby, Jordan Bratman, delivered their baby as well:

“Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the two parents confirmed. “Mom is resting and doing well!”

So congratulations to these two now non pregnant bitches!!! Now all we have to look forward to is seeing how quickly they rebound after the pregnancy. I say there is a 50/50 chance one ends up like BITCHney.

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