Here they are getting caught kissing at Rihanna’s birthday bash, and I am sorry, but I just think they they are so fucking cute together!

And I might be jumping ahead of things here, but how freaking cute would their kids be???

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Katie Price, with fans she chose to help model her lingerie line.

I think its nice she tried to include everyone.

What do you think?

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Proud mama Christina Aguilera is on the cover of People this week, debuting the latest edition of her family, baby Max Liron. And she looks happy. And thats about all the interesting things I can say about these pics, because, new babies are boring, all they do is just lie there and they all look like little shriveled up raisins of people and to be frank, I really don’t like them. Not just Max, ALL babies, except for the awesome ones.

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Two of hollywood’s hottest, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson graced the cover of W magazine it a funky, goth type of photo shoot.

Both bitches look hot, but who looks the hottest??? Usually I prefer blondes, but I think Portman looks super sexy in these pics. Plus, Scarlett has a disgusting multicolored arm tattoo that makes me barf.

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John Mayer took it upon himself to blog in self defense of his ex, Jessica Simpson, after Texans have begun to turn on her for ruining the cowboys season, and resulting in their defeat in the playoffs. He writes:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

Okay, I will give him some credit, Jessica Simpson wasn’t actually running on the field and fucking passes up, but she was with him in Mexico on the teams break, and then they came back, and he really sucked. And sure she loves Texas, but what has she done for us Texans, besides make us look like retards? Although she did have some help from George Dubya on that one.

And all I want to know now is, who is going to write a blog for John Mayer in defense of him acting like a pussy???

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Like she could desperately use a friend!!! And reformed bad girl Kelly Osbourne was there to help a friend in need, how very nice of her. Now if she could just transfer some of her weight to her, it would be a win win situation for all! No disrespect to Kelly though, this is the best she has looked in a long time!!! But then again, she is standing next to Amy Winehouse, who is on more drugs than a schizo Vietnam vet.

And just a word of advice to Amy Winehouse: the blonde hair is TERRIBLE, go back to BLACK! (See what I just did there??? Her albums called back to black, and I just said her hair needs to go back to black, I totally rock at this pun thing.)

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Long after news coverage of what is happening to disaster-struck New Orleans has all but ceased, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still there, and still trying to help. Brad Pitt spoke of his new project called “Make it Right” that aids in building affordable, environmentally safe homes for people still trying to rebuild their lives after Hurricane Katrina. Which is awesome, he cares about people AND the environment. Angelina and my favorite kid of theirs, Maddox, were there giving support too.

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And if she was a disgusting slob, I would be mad at the bitch, but since she happens to be GORGEOUS I really can’t hate on her too much, but it does kind of creep me out that her butt seems to be very small. Not flat or misshapen, just small.

Really though, I think having a butt that small would disrupt the comforts of sitting down.

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OWEN WILSON!!!! At least, thats what the NY Daily is reporting, and I must say, I think these two bitches would be freaking adorable as a couple. But you know their kid would have a jacked up beak nose!

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Even though Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have both been vehemently denying rumors of a relationship for several months now, they have been snapped together on a love fest trip to Rome, where things were looking pretty romantic. And normally I think its super annoying when people go around lying about dating each other because its just stupid, but this is kind of cute you know, because she is a mom and he is….well…he is gay.

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