I had hopes for this Spearling, who is only 16, even though my hopes consisted of her not getting knocked up and going insane like her sister, but those all got flushed down the drain with the OK! magazine exclusive cover, featuring a puppy eyed picture of Jamie Lynn with the title “I’m Pregnant!”. And her winner boyfriend has already found the time to update his myspace profile with the headline “Me and Jamie are over….. :(”, which pretty much completely contradicts all the rumors that the Spears have been spreading that they have been together for a while and that they were thinking of getting married. But since myspace is not the end all for legit breaking news stories, maybe they are still together and can have a wedding with Jamie Lynn aka Layme Lynn can have a honky tonk teenage wedding!

And whats even funnier, is that not too long ago she sued the National Enquirer for reporting that she was pregnant, and now National Enquirer is mass mailing the nasty email sent to them from the Spears camp talking about how morally upright she is, and its really perhaps one of the funniest mass emailing I have seen in awhile:

“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”

And now time to laugh:

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA…..breath…..AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAat this dumb bitch getting knocked up just like her sister!!!!

p.s. how many of you think she is doing this for attention???  She wants to be in the tabloids just like her Superstah Sistah!

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