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May 14

Lily Allen cries like a little BITCH because she is fug and chubby

Posted In: BITCH slapped, Big Mouth BITCH, Crybaby BITCH, Dumb BITCH, Lame BITCH, Lily Allen, Work It Out BITCH

Lily Allen sucks

Lily Allen was probably sitting in her hotel eating donuts and ice cream while writing this on her myspace blog:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

I cant say I disagree with the Amy Winehouse thing, but I dont think the BITCH needs gastric bypass, she just needs to jog behind the bus to each of her shows!

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