Jon Lovitz kicks Andy Dick’s ass and is my new hero
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So basically Andy Dick hasn’t been funny since, well…since ever really, and it seems other comedians think the same way because last week Jon Lovitz, who is funny and awesome, beat Andy down like the BITCH he is! Why you ask? According to Jon, who was good friends with the deceased Phil Hartman, about a year earlier Andy approached him and said: ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’. So when Jon ran into Andy at the Laugh Factory he was looking for an apology, and when he didn’t get one he kind of beat one out of Andy. Page Six reports:
“Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
I hope video of this is released soon, because it would be the funniest thing Andy Dick has starred in the last two decades. And I would just like to add in closing that Jon Lovitz is one cool mo fo.
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